Idea for a programming language: make experienced programmers twitch by forcing minor and common errors to be part of the language.

 /* This is a comment /*
 print "Hello, world!' /* Strings must have balanced quotes /*

    if 5 + 2 = 4:
print 'Everything is awesome!"

    for(var i; i < 1; ++) print i;

class Foo {
  private method greeting [
    print "Muahahaha'
  ]
}

foo.new.Greeting(